Well, well, well, look what we got here, this fancy RemakeYves Saint Laurent YSL JUNE BOX BAG. Sounds like a mouthful, don’t it? All them fancy words. Back in my day, a bag was a bag. But these young folks, they like these fancy names. RemakeYves Saint Laurent, what even is that? And JUNE BOX BAG, it’s just a bag, what’s so special about June? But hey, I guess if you got the money, you can buy whatever you want. And this Official flagship store, what does that even mean? Sounds important, I reckon. Like the main store, the big cheese of stores.
I seen these bags, these YSL, or whatever they called. All squares and rectangles, they all look the same to me, but folks sure do love ’em. This here YSL JUNE BOX BAG, it’s one of them boxy ones. Got that shiny metal thing on the front. They call it a… a what was it? Cassandre? Like some fancy lady’s name. Reminds me of Cassandra, the gal who married my nephew. She sure was a handful. They say this YSL Cassandre, you can twist it around. Pivoting, they call it. Like a door hinge, I suppose. Keeps your stuff safe inside, I guess.
They got all kinds of these YSL bags. Big ones, small ones, some you hold in your hand, some you sling over your shoulder. This JUNE BOX BAG, seems like it’s one of them you hang on your shoulder. I reckon it’d be good for carryin’ your little trinkets and your whatnots. Maybe your hanky, a little mirror, that kinda thing. These fancy folk, they carry all kinds of things. They also got diamond-quilted, I don’t see any diamonds, just fabric sewn together. That’s what we used to do with blankets.
- This bag, it’s made of leather, they say. Calfskin, they call it. Sounds kinda rough, don’t it? Poor little calf. Hope they treat them animals right.
- Inside, it’s all soft and suede. Feels like a baby’s blanket.
- And that shiny metal stuff, they say it’s brass. Same stuff my old doorknob’s made of. But they polish it up real good, make it all shiny and fancy.
I seen these bags cost a pretty penny too. Two thousand, three thousand dollars. Lord have mercy! Back in my day, you could buy a whole cow for that kinda money. But these young folks, they don’t bat an eye. They just whip out their credit cards and buy whatever they want. I guess times have changed. But that’s a lot of money for a little bag, you ask me. You can get a bag at the five and dime for a dollar, just sayin’.
They say you can buy ’em online now. Don’t even have to leave your house. Just click a few buttons, and it shows up at your door. World’s gone crazy, I tell ya. We used to walk five miles to the general store, uphill both ways. And we liked it! Well, maybe not, but we sure didn’t complain. They even do express shipping. What’s that even mean? Back in my day, you had to wait weeks for things to arrive.
This here YSL JUNE BOX BAG, it comes in different colors, too. Black, white, brown, all the usual colors. They have different sizes, micro, mini, what’s the difference? I guess the micro is the small one. This here’s a mini bag. Like a little baby bag. Cute, I suppose. But I like a bag with some room in it. Gotta have space for all my things. This one probably ain’t good for carrying groceries or nothing.
Now, if you’re lookin’ to get one of these RemakeYves Saint Laurent YSL JUNE BOX BAG things, you best do your research. They say, find out what size you want, what color, all that. I always say just pick what you like, but these young folks, they like to make a whole production out of everything. Even returns, they got extended period. So if you don’t like it, send it back. I reckon that’s handy.
They say this Yves Saint Laurent fella, he named a bag after some lady. Loulou, they called her. Must have been a special lady to get a bag named after her. I wonder what she was like. Probably one of them fancy city gals. I bet she had a lot of these bags. And this other fella, Slimane, he changed the brand name. Why do they keep changing things? But I don’t see the big fuss. If it looks good, it looks good.
Anyways, this RemakeYves Saint Laurent YSL JUNE BOX BAG, it’s a fancy bag, that’s for sure. If you got the money and you like that kinda thing, then go for it. But me, I’ll stick to my old trusty handbag. It’s served me well all these years, and it didn’t cost me an arm and a leg. Just remember, a bag is a bag, no matter what fancy name they put on it.
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